the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy quote
Marvin: im 3000000000000000000000000000000000 to the 40 power smarter than u and just 2 prove it think of a number
Zen: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm blaupblaup daddaddda fiiiive (that's a 5)
Marvin: wrong
Zen: ohhhhh




heres anothr 1
Marvin: it was going to revitalize the economy tht it was spent on


HEre is 1 i distorted

Guy Arthur Dent is always killing: U always kill me. wen i was young and a bunny oh theres Arthur Dent walks along and kills me. Then u r gonna b assassanated u duck and i die. Wen i was going 2 a cricket match I says 2 my wife wut could go rong at a cricket match its not like any thing exciting happens n my faint heart will go. So im at the cricket match n 2 guys appear ota nowere n 1 of them is Arthur Dent gives me a heart attack. after one or 2 times killing me it couldve been a quinsidance but evry single life i have U END IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so imma gonna kill u
Arthur Dent: no ur not (starts to choke him)
Guy Arthur Dent is always killing: U no wut ur doing UR BLOODY KILLING ME AGAIN!!!